WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
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We’ve been really concerned for Lemmy’s health as of late. Between suffering from diabetes, a defibrilator installed, and dealing with a bout of hematoma, 2013 was not the best year for the metal god. But it looks like Lemmy has got the message loud and clear and is beginning to clean h…
Frances Donaldson – manager of the Antiques Mall – is waving listlessly at a wall of old items ready to be bought anew, her hand a slow signal of submission to inactivity.
The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home is finding herself clicking the same apiology website she has read a million times.
I, myself, am slumped against this desk, murmuring into this microphone, too tired by the heat to give more than a token effort to the work of my life.
Ours is a quiet now. No one is speaking but me. If speaking took me any energy, if it were not merely a reflex of my living form, then I, myself, would not be speaking either.
Carlos – perfectly imperfect Carlos – is the only one feeling industrious today. He’s mowing the lawn, and whistling.
And the lawn is whistling back.
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Episode 35 - Lazy Day(via nightvalequotes)
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